Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I like dick.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
