Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Sexuality Jokes
Ha, gay!
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Ail is gay.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
