Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
