I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
):
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.