Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.