You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com
what goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual diabetes
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
