Sexuality jokes

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Little Johnny is gay.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."

Like if you are gay.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

I want to cream, rn.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.