Sex jokes
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
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