Sex Jokes

This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u

If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...

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The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Why did two πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ dumb πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders πŸ„ because they wanted the πŸ„ cow to practice safe sex