Sex Jokes

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?

UNPROTECTED SEX

If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals

why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Day 70 without s3x my doctor asked me “are you s3xually active?” I said “why what u tryna do?”

What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people. Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass

i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was

Yahahlmsyw That stand for You are has a whole let me show you why

What do you call sex with a hoover? Clean sex

Six shila

Did you hear about the gay choirboy? He chocked on his first hymn.

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."