This isnβt much of a joke but pickup line ok itβs this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Why did two π±ββοΈ π±ββοΈ dumb π±ββοΈ π±ββοΈ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders π because they wanted the π cow to practice safe sex
Jack: Hey Josh! Josh: What? Jack: Sex Josh: Huh? Jack: SEX!! Josh: I Don't Get It Jack: Exactly ;)