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Repairing Sara

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

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The joke plays on a double meaning. The first person says they "screwed" someone which implies sex. But the second person is implying they worked on a literal object, perhaps a screw or another inanimate object that was around two inches in length and needed to be repaired. The friend was mislead about the nature of the situation.

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It means that he already fucked her once before

The guy was telling basically telling his friend that he, the friend, had a small dick.

The guy who was in a relationship with the girl had a dick that only reached two inches inside. That's why his friend told him that after two inches it felt brand new.

Why tf do I have to explain it?

I think my interpretation is better

no i understood it- LMAO

tippecanoes is better LMAOO