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Repairing Sara

    • Friend: I broke up with Sara.

    Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

    Friend: How did her pussy feel?

    Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

    Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

    Explanation

    • The joke plays on a double meaning. The first person says they "screwed" someone which implies sex. But the second person is implying they worked on a literal object, perhaps a screw or another inanimate object that was around two inches in length and needed to be repaired. The friend was mislead about the nature of the situation.

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    • Comments (19)

    • It means that he already fucked her once before

    The guy was telling basically telling his friend that he, the friend, had a small dick.

    The guy who was in a relationship with the girl had a dick that only reached two inches inside. That's why his friend told him that after two inches it felt brand new.

    Why tf do I have to explain it?

    I think my interpretation is better

    no i understood it- LMAO

    tippecanoes is better LMAOO

    Compulsive Leafbird

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