Sex jokes
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?" Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.