Mother's Boyfriend's Schedule

Listen here, you degenerate. You, with your 'I am my Mother's boyfriend' username, clearly think this is some kind of funny business. Let me spell it out for you, you smooth-brained troglodyte. This 'joke' isn't funny; it's disturbing and disgusting. You're implying you are having sex with your mother, which is a major taboo and, frankly, makes me wanna claw my eyes out. It's not edgy, it's not clever, it's just wrong.