Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
you know how girls say i whould have sex with u if u were the last person on earth well whos gonna stop me
IF YOU ARE HAVING SEX AND YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF THE TENT IT DOESNT COUNT
I had sex but ended up going uuyaahh
i just had sex
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim ? She ended up under the doc
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Pls send.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Ahh son of a bitch I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?! The truth: breast feeding is like have ong sex with your baby. God damit I hate the truth!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
