There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Porn *sex noises*
I was kissin my gal when the phone rang. I awnsered it and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cumed the house full XD
Ps free sex at my name
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Suck my dick
(Ron Jeremy)
"Don't have sex" -Jake
