I'm Gay.
Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a good year and ones a great year
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
Why can’t orphans have sex
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back too
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
