Sex jokes
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Dick in my mouth.