Sex jokes

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.

Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?

Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?

They can both squirt out their cum.

Dick in my mouth.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳

inside 🚹 🚹 restroom

equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside

glory 🕳

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Me so horny! Me so horny!

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!