Sex jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
My dick.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
penis.
I like penis.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
I'm gay.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.