Sex jokes
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Me so horny! Me so horny!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Dick in my mouth.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳