Sex jokes
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Dick in my mouth.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳
inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
glory 🕳
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Me so horny! Me so horny!
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm