Ok im going to be sharing a story that i never shared before.... look in the chat to see whole story.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
A guy sees a kid crying and the guy walkes up to the kid and asks were are your parents...God i love working at an orphanage
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
How do orphan see their family? By looking at the mirror
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always see amongus and say "stupid"
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
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When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
