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Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.