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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"