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Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.