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Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.

Guy: No I see your sister's head

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

why cant the blind man see, because he cant see

Yeah man, you watch pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see ur mom in bed.

YO MAMMA EAT TO MUCH THAT SEE THEW UP A THOUSEND TIMES AND SAID HELP ME SON

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window? A corn stalk!!

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

A blind person walkes into a bar

Because they can’t see where they are going

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

When a person asked to see her balence at a bank, they pushed him over.

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.