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Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
The more they smile, the less they see.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.