Science jokes
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Memes
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.