Science jokes
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Memes
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When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.