What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Science Jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
I don't get mitosis.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
