Science jokes
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
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When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I don't get mitosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.