Science jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.