That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Stand? Wait. No.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
