Science jokes
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
I don't get mitosis.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.