Science jokes
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Memes
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
I don't get mitosis.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Heโs not dead, just his storage unit.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but canโt walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.