Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Science Jokes
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
