Science jokes
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Memes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.