Science jokes
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.