Science jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Memes
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.