Science jokes
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
The sun is fire.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.