Science jokes
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.