Science jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
The sun is fire.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Memes
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.