Science jokes
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.