Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Uranus is cold.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
