Science jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.