Science jokes
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Rocks rock and crack!