Science jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Very funny battery joke.
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For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Rocks rock and crack!