Science jokes
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
3+3=****
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
He's dead now.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.