Science jokes
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Memes
Very funny battery joke.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Rocks rock and crack!
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
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For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.