Science jokes
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!