Science jokes
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Very funny battery joke.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
🏧gvgffgtyuhihihguggu
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.