Science jokes
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Memes
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.