Science jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Rocks rock and crack!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.