Science jokes
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
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What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Rocks rock and crack!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.