Science jokes
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Steven Hawking
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.