Science jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!