Science jokes
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!