There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Science Jokes
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The earth is flat.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
