Science jokes
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The earth is flat.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*