Science jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The earth is flat.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.