Science jokes
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The earth is flat.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.