Science jokes
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The earth is flat.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.