Science jokes
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"