Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
