Science jokes
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.