Science

Science jokes

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.