NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
