Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Very funny battery joke.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why did Steven hawking go to hell Why did Steven hawking go to hell Because there is a stairway to heaven
Because there’s a stairway to heaven
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
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Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
