Science

Science jokes

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"