An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
