Science jokes
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What is mad cow disease?
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.