Science

Science jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.