Science jokes
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What is mad cow disease?
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."