Science

Science Jokes

You see, my son is very into astronomy.

Son: How do stars die?

Dad: Usually overdose, son.

I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

NASA is big fat poo ๐Ÿ’ฉ no๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง€.

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isnโ€™t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.