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Science jokes

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

You see, my son is very into astronomy.

Son: How do stars die?

Dad: Usually overdose, son.

I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."