School jokes
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.