When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Whatโs the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess thatโs what you get when youโre bad at hide and seek.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldnโt eat any of my homework.
