School jokes
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Like if you can relate
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.