School jokes

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!