School jokes
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.