School jokes
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Like if you can relate
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️