School jokes
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.