School jokes
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.