School jokes
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Like if you can relate
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."