School jokes
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Anyone else?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"