School jokes
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
When I walk to school, I fart.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Me when school ends on a Friday
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.