School jokes
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Memes
Like if this is you lmfao
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️