School jokes
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Guess who I saw at school today? Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
AP Chemistry.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."