School jokes
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Memes
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Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."