i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home
why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
So my teacher's daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say "What's wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin'".
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Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
School shooting happens: Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk American student: “First time?” The student from Irak with an AK47 : "RAtatata..."
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”