School jokes
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
300? You are a 3.0.
Anyone else?
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.