School Jokes

when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test

And that's what made him go down in history

me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl

imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes

What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class

Hey Br O

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah) Student: How should I know, that's his story 🤷‍♀️

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

Why did the kid bring a later to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.