School jokes

I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

Q: How did the explorers get to school?

A: They rode the Colum-bus!

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

Like if you hate going to school.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬