School jokes

Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?

He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...

Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.

Teacher and kid.

Kid: Hey, teacher.

Teacher: Yes?

Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!