School jokes
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Memes
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.