School Jokes

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

when my teacher says were my homework at

A golden retriever is lying on a red carpet, holding a toy gun in its paws. The text "PEW PEW PEW" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬