School Jokes

Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

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Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?

jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”

jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries

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The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.