School jokes
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.