Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
when the school lets you near children again...
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
dont bully
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
