Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
