I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldn’t do his homework
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
Knock, Knock Who's there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Agh. Never Mind. Its pointless.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...
Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
