School Jokes

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

All school meetings introductions:

Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”

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Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.

Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!

AIDS

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems

why was the kids report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”