School jokes
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Games
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
My classmates?
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.