School jokes
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!