School jokes
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Memes
It's true though
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Rice Middle School
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
School is the best!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.