School jokes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
School is the best!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!