School jokes
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Memes
It's true though
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
School is the best!
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Rice Middle School
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.