School jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"