School jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
When you fail art school.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.