School

School jokes

Pilot

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

AI

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Memes

Name

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Hook

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

Cure

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Quiz

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Teacher

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...