School jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
When you fail art school.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
fr tho
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Rice Middle School