School jokes

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

School is the best!

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

Rice Middle School

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.