School jokes
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
School is the best!
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
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What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.