Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
School Jokes
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Rice Middle School
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
School is the best!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
