Orphan's Favorite Event

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. See, an orphan is a kid whose parents are dead, right? And 'homecoming' is a school event. So, get it? Home... coming... because they have no home to go to. It's funny because it's sad! You wouldn't get it because you are probably a nerd who spends too much time online and does not socialize enough.