Kid in Wheelchair

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a kid in a wheelchair getting picked on because he can't literally "stand up" for himself. See, the joke uses the words "stand up" in a figurative way, as in, to defend oneself. But since the kid's in a wheelchair, he can't physically stand up. Get it? You probably don't, because you unironically use the word "based." Now, go back to your soy latte.