School jokes

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Why are my students so naughty?

I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!