School jokes

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:

* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."