School jokes
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.