School jokes

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

School is the best!

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she died by a flying brick!

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.