School jokes

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.

They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

Who is the smartest student in school?

The scholar.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.