School jokes

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.