School jokes

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*