School jokes
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Rice Middle School
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.