School jokes

School's being safe.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get DE-GREEZ.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.