School

School jokes

Kid

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Book

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

Memes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

Chat

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.

Shit

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Giraffe

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

Teacher

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Kid

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Orphan

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Teacher

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

Friend

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

Orphan

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Detention

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.