School Jokes

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

how does bees go to school?they go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog

why did the school go remote because the teachers wanted to play with remotes

Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?

My classmates?

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

I found this at school.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS