School jokes

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟