School jokes

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

School is the best!

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Rice Middle School

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)