School jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
me every day
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
When you fail art school.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.