School jokes

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

When you fail art school.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂