School jokes

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Rice Middle School

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...