School jokes

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?