Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
School Jokes
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
