School jokes
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Memes
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.