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What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"