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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

What did the chicken say to the turkey?

Nothing, he chickened out!

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

What does the policeman say to the jumper?

"Hey! Pullover!"

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.

The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."

"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."

"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."