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Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
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What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"