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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

What does the Fox say?

Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

Apple

Apple

Apple

Apple

Apple

Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.