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What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"