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Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.