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Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.