Say jokes
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
POV: you to nervous to ask your crush out, but then your best friend tells about you to your crush, and then your crush looks at you, and then walks towards you to ask you out, and you say yes.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.