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So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"

The man then stood up and became Mario!

In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.

Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?

Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.

Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?

Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.

For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.

So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.

What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

What did the letter A say to the letter B?

"Z" you later.

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-