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They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
Memes
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."