What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct Tape.
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "