What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Say Jokes
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did you say not to?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
