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What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

What did the tomato say to the other tomato?

What's a native chick say after sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.

Jokes have meaning.