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The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Why do orphans have no parents?

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What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.