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What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

What did Superman say to Batman?

Nothing, Bruce is dead.

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

I didn’t orphan never say home.

Because they didn’t have one.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

Me say, "Crack my finger."

My hubby crack my finger.

Now say it backwards.