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Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Memes
officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”