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It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

What did one casket say to the other casket?

"Is that you coughin'?"

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"

Bob says, "Umm no."

Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!