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Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Memes
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did you say not to?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"