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America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts π
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
It says in the Bible to only think about whatβs pure and lovely... So Iβve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.