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A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

Me: Hi Jaiden.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!