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Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, βThe doctors say that Iβm all positive!β
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
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What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"