What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
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Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
