Playground Insults

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The gal throws shade, callin' the dude "gay." He's all, "Who says?" Then she doubles down, and he just bounces it back, callin' her "lesbian." And BAM! The crowd goes wild. It's like a playground insult battle, but with extra estrogen and testosterone, or something. It's kinda stupid which fits right up your alley.