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Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Why do orphans have no parents?

Say your joke in the comments.

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

What did one casket say to the other casket?

"Is that you coughin'?"