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A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?

He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"

How does water say hi?

It waves.

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"