Chinese Phone Number

I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"

Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a misunderstanding. The Chinese girl says something that sounds like "sex sex sex", but her friend clarifies she's just saying the number "666" in Chinese, which sounds similar. It's funny because it plays on the listener's dirty mind, which probably is the same as your IQ, judging by the fact that I have to explain it to you. Bet you don't even know what a prime number is.

Comments (41)

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they literally just told u they want to have sex WHILE SAYING THEIR NUMBER AT THE SAME TIME

im gonna shoot myself in the head and that is not a joke adios