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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."