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What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
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What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did you say not to?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."