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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.