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A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖