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What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt!"

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

How do cows say "oof?"

They say, "MOOf."

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

What did the baritone say to the alto?

Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!