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What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?

He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

How does water say hi?

It waves.

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.