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What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.